Whaddya mean the Mannequin Challenge is "over"?! It ain't over until WE say it's over, motherfacko! WHUT!
In a revealing and insightful new edition of the Hatchet Herald, Psychopathic scribe J-Webb offers a glimpse of the flavor that awaits the Juggalo fam in 2017! Peep that shit over at the Hatchet Herald site here: www.hatchetherald.com
It was one of the stalest things that happened on the Riddle Box tour--the Wicked Clowns had to cancel their anticipated show in Jacksonville, Florida due to that stupid ass hurricane blowing in. Anyway, the day after Juggalo Weekend --February 19, ICP will perform for the Juggalos of Jacksonville as they were initially scheduled to do back in October. Tickets are on sale now at this link: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1381531 Whoop! Whoop!
FINALLY! You can hear the full, expanded, updated, uncensored version of Violent J's bestselling audiobook Behind the Paint by downloading it at most sites that sell audiobooks! Running almost 24 straight hours and featuring special guests like Shaggy 2 Dope, Rude Boy, Jumpsteady and more, "Behind the Paint: Expanded and Updated" can be downloaded right into your cell phone, providing hours upon hours of dope flavor...READ BY THE DUKE OF THE WICKED ITSELF! Of could the dope USB stick can still be purchased on Hatchet Gear but if you need to hear that shit NOW, you can get it!
Download "Behind the Paint: Expanded and Updated" at Audible.com here: http://www.audible.com/pd/Bios-Memoirs/ICP-Behind-the-Paint-Audiobook/B01MDP2J23/ref=a_search_c4_1_1_srTtl?qid=1477346245&sr=1-1
Download "Behind the Paint: Expanded and Updated" at iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/icp-behind-paint-unabridged/id1168745848
You've probably heard about those wack ass "killer clowns" that people keep supposedly seeing, right? Well, the cops say the whole thing is a big hoax and just a bunch of dumbasses trying to exploit everyone's so-called "fear of clowns." The whole thing is a fucking joke and is basically the equivalent of planking for 2016.
But check this out. Time magazine reached out to ICP to get their take on the supposed "killer clowns" in America, and Violent J schooled the fuck out of and pointed out how the REAL clowns are the cops, FBI agents and others who trample on the rights of Juggalos by calling us a "gang." J's dope article went viral and almost every media outlet that reported it said that Violent J raised some good points. ICP writes an article for Time magazine. That's probably blowing back the hater's wigs until they rip right the fuck off their scalp!
Click here to read J's article: http://time.com/4521464/insane-clown-posse-killer-clowns/?iid=sr-link1
Juggalos, we just got word a few hours ago that we're going to have to pull the plug on the Jacksonville, Florida show that was scheduled for this Friday. Stupid ass Hurricane Matthew had to blow in and fuck everything up! We're so sorry to all those ninjas who are getting the bone. We'll be refunding VIP packages ASAP. We don't know if we'll be able to reschedule the show on this tour, but fear not--the Wicked Clowns and Co. and coming back to Florida in February for JUGGALO WEEKEND! Again, sorry about all this bullshit. Whoop Whoop!