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Hatchet Gear Is Now Psychopathic Merch!

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Juggalos and Juggalettes--In the spirit of the grand jubilee year of 17, Psychopathic Records is rolling out mad fresh new tactics from way up our sleeve.

Oh you think we just clownin', huh? Well you must be trippin' over them big-ass clown shoes you got on, homie. You betta think again, bitch booooooy!

The Juggalo Nation has spoken, and by popular demand, Psychopathic Records has been devising a plan to unleash the beast of a BRAND NEW way to bring you all the freshest gear and flavor that you know and love, on time, fast, and with the BEST muthafuckin' shipping and customer service, designed and masterminded for you, the Juggalo fam!

The countdown that's been ticking off all week at HatchetGear.com has finally come to a screeching halt, and as of this afternoon, the bomb has been dropped!

Psychopathic Records is VERY proud to announce that we have officially launched a brand new, completely revamped version of our merch shop! That means R.I.P. HatchetGear! Say hello to the shiny diamonds in the beam of 17:

Juggalos and Juggalettes, we present to you--the all-new PSYCHOPATHIC MERCH! Whoop whoop!

That's Right, Juggalos and Juggalettes! The brand-new Psychopathic Merch is officially live and in effect right here at http://psychopathicmerch.com/


It's a brand-new day, ninjas! Peep the flavor of Psychopathic Merch, masterminded in a super forming-like-Voltron-on-that-ass alliance of Psychopathic Records with the help of our very good homies at Merch Now, one of the BEST artist merchandising companies in the world!

We're pulling out all the stops and bringin' ONLY THE BEST FOR THE JUGGALO FAM! And with the all-new Psychopathic Merch, partnering with our homies from Merch Now, we are dedicated. Obsessed. Fuckin' super hype off bringing you the very best, without question. Just watch what we are about to do. For real! Because can't nothing stop the Hatchetman with a plan!

Currently we are at work with our Psychopathic Records team of ninja artists and graphic designers working on dozens of dope new designs that will peel your eyelids back. We gettin' so fuckin' creative, it's like an asylum doused in paint splatter (and possibly blood) over here at the Psychopathic Records offices. And our good homies at Merch Now are bringin' the fresh customer service tactics, processing, and shipping so quick it'll make ya head split, biyooooych!

PSYCHOPATHIC MERCH IS HERE TO STAY, JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES! Your all-new way to rep the hatchet, Psychopathic Records, and the fam with dope gear.

Spread the word, tell ya homie's sister's cousin's mama's grandma's sister--whatever! We over here sayin' it loud and proud. Cuz it's a brand new day in the way we bring the flavor to our beloved Juggalo Family.

Spread the word and shout it out! R.I.P. Hatchetgear! Psychopathic Merch is here, droppin like a nuclear bommmmmmmmmb. Seventeenin'!

NOTE: Existing orders with Hatchetgear will be filled by Hatchetgear.  Contact customerservice@psychopathicrecords.com for any customer support issues with an existing Hatchetgear order.  The new customer service wont have access to your existing order.

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Juggalos Against Sanity: The Terrible Expansion dropping at GOTJ18!

Who will Superballs plow in the ass? Find out at the 18th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, when Juggalos Against Sanity: The Terrible Expansion makes it's grand debut at the Merch tent! Love the epic party game Juggalos Against Sanity? Then get ready for the brand new expansion! With 300 brand new cards (50 questions and 250 answers) that will be sure to make you laugh, cry, and lose all sense of moral decency. That means 2 brand new games for you sick fucks, straight from the minds of the demented minds of the Juggalo Family! You can pick up both the original Juggalos Against Sanity and The Terrible Expansion at the Gathering--the 2 brand new awful and hilarious party games by Juggalos for Juggalos!

Shaggy 2 Dope’s new solo album drops Friday! HERE’S WHERE TO GRAB IT!

Shaggy’s first solo album in 11 years “FTFOMF” drops EVERYWHERE this Friday, May 26! As we speak, our team of ninjas are downstairs in the warehouse packing CDs and flavor packs for shipping to ensure that everyone who ordered from Hatchet Gear gets their album on Friday!

For those of you, who are going to an actual store to buy Shaggy’s dope masterpiece, WE HAVE A FULL LIST OF WHAT BEST BUY AND FYE STORES WILL BE CARRYING THE ALBUM ON ITS RELEASE DAY! WE ALSO HAVE A LINK TO DISCOVER IF YOUR LOCAL INDIE MUSIC STORE HAS SHAGGY’S NEW FLAVOR IN STOCK!

Here are all the Best Buy stores that will carrying the album….

CLICK CCONTINUE READING TO SEE FULL LIST OF STORES CARRYING THE CD

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