FROM THE STUDIO OF VIOLENT J! RUBY BRUCE'S HUMANE SOCIETY FUNDRAISER T-SHIRT!!
"Juggalos! I never been prouder to be a Juggalo! We've been so consumed with FFF, it's a true OBSESSION. The will to "FITEBACK!" engulfs us! Don't accept staleness in your life, ninjas. We can do something about everything lame out there. FITEBACK! My daughter Ruby is only 11, yet flush with mad ideas & crazy will to FITEBACK! against animals cruelty and pet homelessness by announcing that she's raising money for the Humane Society! Ruby always flips my wig like Spongebob does Krabby Patties, but this idea won my wig a gold medal in gymnastics. Like me, she knows the power of Juggalo Love well. So for three nights straight, she poured her soul into a drawing of ICP chillin with every kind of pet thinkable! Now Psychopathic Merch is meticulously printing her freshly perfected artwork onto a special T-Shirt, with all the proceeds going straight into my pocket...but then straight into the HUMANE SOCIETY's fund to combat animal cruelty.
Straight from the mind of Ruby, the back of this Karmaful shirt says "Thanks to the Juggalo rockin' this awesome shirt, the Humane Society got paid!" In short (yeah right), Juggalos, Ninjas, & Ninjettes, Scrubs & Scrubettes, Thugs from Tibet, and studs with terrets...If you're out there with some Clown Love in your heart and you just so happen to have a couple lil' somethin's weighin your wallet down...Plus you notice yourself feelin a lil' froggy thinkin' about rockin one of them "Ruby of Bruce" designer brand dudes at, say, Juggalo Weekend? DCG Con? Perhaps at one of them Slammy Slamfest dates? AND you know you've always had a soft spot for them furry, four-legged fellas...It just seems to me like you can't do nuttin but WIN BIG, just by givin' my lil' Ruby girl that kind little beam of shine, in appreciation for her immaculate art skills as she raises money to give a hungry dog a bone and maybe even a cat a phat home! Send us a clown love dap with a $20 spot for this charity event and WE'LL FLOAT YOU RIGHT BACK WITH A LOVE PAP! Wrapped in sack, packed with a phat T-SHIRT STAT!!!
Debuting at Juggalo Weekend!"
--Violent J, Duke of the Wicked